Snap #7 suicide notes and life statements
14-by turning into a mannequin but I became a statue.
15-by hanging with the wrong crowd but I left the social circle.
16-by diving into another dimension but I swam in the sea of people
17-by moving to the city of death but I couldn’t get a visa.
18-by polluting my own world but I planted my own family tree.
19-by becoming everybody but I become nobody.
20-by getting stuck in one of the society’s traps but I didn’t fit inside the box
21-by becoming nobody but I became a somebody.
22-by jumping off a cliffhanger but I only broke my book-spine
23-by driving drunk on the highway of life but I became high and drove in heaven.
24-by losing my mind but I paid my debt to society.
25-by getting eaten by a loan shark but I was in a big school of fish.
26-by suffocating in the closet but I found a door that led to a parallel universe.
27-by swallowing a silver spoon but instead I used a fork on the road.
28-by falling down the social pyramid but we already destroyed it.
29-by gluing myself to my other half but I glued myself back together.
30-by being acquitted of having lived but the judge gave me a life sentence.
31-by bumping my head into the glass ceiling but I wasn’t tall enough.
32-by eating a cash cow but I ate a drug mule instead.
33-by fighting in a war against myself but I signed a peace-treaty